From the makers of The Golden Ass of Lucius Apuleius and Tiberius Goes Fishing:
Love stories that Hollywood won’t be making any time soon
DIDO AND ANANIAS
CALIGULA AND INCITATUS
Remember, kids: Just say “Neigh!”
(Caligula was fond of horses, but rarely stable.)
NERO AND AGRIPPINA
Theirs was a love that ruled an empire – and shocked a world.
PEDRO I AND INÊS DE CASTRO
Pedro: Meu pai te matou – mas eu te amo !
Ines : Says nothing ; sits there being dead
ANDREW MARVELL AND A SALAD
My vegetable love should grow
Vaster than empires, and more slow
(A sentimental passion of a vegetable fashion excites his languid spleen; an attachment à la Plato for a bashful young potato, or a not-too-French French bean.)
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Actually the Andrew Marvell is in development! It’s described as “blue” and “cheesey”.